This 100-word drabble is in response to Sibling's challenge at Twisting the Hellmouth for a silly-fic crossover. You have TVLand and its obsessive interest in rerunning every show made in the 70s to thank for this thing even popping up in my brain. Angel
belongs to Joss & co. Fantasy Island
is owned by someone who isn't
me — maybe Aaron Spelling?Mandy
"Boss! De plane! It's coming in now!!"
"Yes, Tatoo. I realize that."
"But Boss! Why is de plane coming in after dark?"
"We have a very special guest, a Mr. Angel, coming to Fantasy Island. Unfortunately, he has a rather deadly allergy to sunlight."
"To sunlight? I have never heard of such a thing."
"His allergy to sunlight goes arm in arm with his allergy to garlic."
"To garlic? But that makes no sense, Boss. Boss, is Mr. Angel a — a vampire?"
"Yes, he is, but he is a very special vampire. And he wishes to meet Mr. Barry Manilow."