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Summary: Drabble/ficlet series. Xander's mission to Africa goes wrong but a photo taken at the time plays a strange role 1,000 years later and Xander appears in the 'Futurama' universe. Contains horrible puns. New chapter dedicated to DianeCastle.

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Cartoons > Futurama(Current Donor)SpeakertocustomersFR1382,61503521,40624 Dec 0727 Apr 14No

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

“Death by Snu-snu!” decreed the Femputer who ruled the Amazonian women. Fry, Zap Brannigan, Kif, and Xander were dragged off to meet their fate. Leela, Amy, and Bender were allowed to go free.

“I never thought I’d die like this,” Fry said, as they were thrust into the Snu-snu chambers.

“Funny,” Xander said, as an eight-foot barbarian woman ripped off his clothes, “this is pretty much routine for me.”

Later, after Bender had accidentally rescued them, the men discussed their experiences as they were treated for bruised pelvises.

“And the amazing thing,” Xander told Fry, “still more romantic than Faith.”
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