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May the Force Have Mercy on My Voice

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This story is No. 1 in the series "The Random Parody Lyrics Collection". You may wish to read the series introduction first.

Summary: A collection of Song Parodies saluting the Star Wars universe...

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Star Wars > Non-BtVS/AtS StoriesBarefootXOFR15155,181062,95820 Dec 0825 Apr 11No

You Shape Me, Baby

I don't own Star Wars, any of the characters, or the song 'I Got You Babe', upon which this parody is based... They belong to George Lucas, and Sonny & Cher respectively.

This song contains spoilers for Conquest by Greg Keyes. It is sung from the POV of Tahiri Veila.


You say I’m Vong, not infidel

And I won’t understand until I’m well

Well I don't know what you will do

As you shape me, and I try to stop you


You shape me, baby, you shape me, baby

They say the change is permanent

But I must say you will not shape me yet

I guess you’re right, I know your tongue

But you should know that I have just begun


You shape me, baby, you shape me, baby

I would watch out for counterfeit, I’m not as peaceful as a whisperkit

And when I spin and take your head

I’ll laugh for joy and watch you falling dead

Just you pretend, this can’t go wrong

Yes I’ll betray you soon, before too long

And now we stand upon the brink

The moment here where I shall swim or sink


You shape me, baby, you shape me, baby

You shape me, so understand

You underestimate my Anakin

You shape me into destiny

You create here your own worst enemy

You shape me, for dark to fight

You just don’t get that I am full of light

You shape me, to kill that hero

But I will not, because I love him so

You shape me, baby

You shape me, baby

You shape me, baby

He shapes me, baby

He shapes me, baby


I love a good shaping... ;)


The End?

You have reached the end of "May the Force Have Mercy on My Voice" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 25 Apr 11.

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