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This story is No. 1 in the series "The Random Parody Lyrics Collection". You may wish to read the series introduction first.

Summary: A collection of Song Parodies saluting the Star Wars universe...

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Star Wars > Non-BtVS/AtS StoriesBarefootXOFR15155,181062,95820 Dec 0825 Apr 11No

We Three Sith

I don't own Star Wars, any of the characters, or the song 'We Three Kings', upon which this parody is based... I figured, given the time of year, this would be a good song to start off with...



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We three Sith of the darkness are;

Off to go to Mustafar,

Byss and Ithor, Roon and Gamorr,

To serve the Lord of Dark…



Lord of Darkness, far of sight,

Darth Sidious named by right,

Clever leading, plans proceeding,

As Palpatine guides our might.



Horns and tattoos on my face

Twin blade saber, in its case,

Serving Master, till disaster,

Halved by Ben, to my disgrace…



Lord of Darkness, far of sight,

Darth Sidious named by right,

Clever leading, plans proceeding,

As Palpatine guides our might.



Count of Serenno, was I;

Raised to be a courtly guy;

Curving blades, and masquerades,

Ill prepare you, for when you die.



Lord of Darkness, far of sight,

Darth Sidious named by right,

Clever leading, plans proceeding,

As Palpatine guides our might.



Love is mine, my deadliest sin

Betraying the mem’ry of Qui-gon Jinn;

Laboured breathing, anger seething,

Never called as Anakin.



Lord of Darkness, far of sight,

Darth Sidious named by right,

Clever leading, plans proceeding,

As Palpatine guides our might.



Great and fine was our Lord’s rise

Though twas bought with our demise;

Then came a ray, sprung of Padmé,

To light the dark with our reprise.



Lord of Darkness, lost his sight,

Trusted Vader to win the fight,

Anger blunted, Darth confronted

Son that brought him back to light.



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Jasper
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