Disclaimer: See Chapter One.
Lorne had seen some pretty strange people in LA, for example, the prostitute with three breasts that arrived and left in the company of the two-headed man with three arms, or the talking pug dog that accompanied two men who were obviously secret government agents of some kind. This family, however, took the cake.
First there was the father, paunchy, balding red hair, obvious loser who thought he was gods gift to women.
Then there were the two sons, Hank and Dean, complete idiots.
Then there was the bodyguard, a heavily-muscled guy with a blond mullet, black t-shirt, and bluejeans who didn't say anything and was chain-smoking.
But the thing that really amazed him was the family's robot, Helper, up on stage, singing "Make me real" with all its little electronic heart.
Author's Note: brownie points to anyone who recognized the crossing, yep its the Venture family. The slight mentions were Eccentrica Galumbits and Zaphod Beeblebrox from H2G2 and Frank the pug with Agents J and K from MIB