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Summary: King Arthur and Co. are in for a surprise!

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FwooshFR1311880579014 May 0914 May 09Yes
That Rabbit's Dynamite!

Summary: King Arthur and Co. are in for a surprise!

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"One, two, five!"

"Three sir."

"Three!"

And so the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch did descend upon the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, and did bloweth it into tiny bits. There was much rejoicing. But then, from the dark depths of the cave did come another. It was small and brown, but was undeniably a rabbit. The reveling knights leapt back in horror.

"Not another one!" did say King Arthur, quaking in his boots.

"Relax," said Tim, "That is an ordinary rabbit."

"I'll chop it's head off!" said Sir Robin, who did charge the fel beast. As he rose his blade to deliver the killing blow there was a mighty fwoosh, and where his head had been there was only flame.

"I thought you said it was an ordinary rabbit," said King Arthur from his hiding place behind the rock.

"It is," said Tim, "It was the warlock behind it that killed him."

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Disclaimer: No, I do not own the Rabbit of Caerbannog, Felbunny, or Richard, or anything else from the Holy Grail or Looking For Group. If I did I probably wouldn't have a head.

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