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Summary: into this file I will put all the small things I have written.

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Comedy > Xander-Centered
Multiple Crossings > Spike-Centered
JCHattenFR15116,22801210,67421 Dec 0927 Jan 10No

Welcome to hell

Welcome to hell or why a Headache and writing is a dangerous combination.
Author: John "hatten" Carlsson
Beta: Hawklan

Disclaimer: I am the KING of the world if any one tries anything I will send my legions of mice on them or rather I don’t own a thing here so do not be mad.
BTVS belongs to Joss Whedon.

Note: This work of crap popped up in my head after reading Bill’s comment about the much better story Hell2/ if you like to see the inspiration for this. Here is the link.

I also stole some joke from Rowan Atkinson "Welcome to hell"

IF anyone would like to continue with this and do more jokes and hellish punishment on us readers feel free :)


Welcome to hell or Hi Angel

"Welcome to hell. I am you guide to eternal suffering. My name is Lucifer, but you may call me Lucy. Are there any questions?" said the dark man, a man with a beautiful, but cruel eyes and large black wings.

Among the crowd a small bookish man managed to raise his hand and asked a question. "Sir Lucifer"

Lucifer interrupted him with a friendly smile, "I told you to call me Lucy. We try to keep things Infernal, but informal here."

The man straighten up, "Lucy, I really, really need to go to the toilet."

Lucy grinned and said, "You should have read the bible. This IS damnation WITHOUT relief."

The people in the crowd looked a bit uneasy at each other with this revelation.

Lucy continued, "Now if you could come this way I can lead you to your own torment designer," he said with a friendly tone.

Angel looked around. He couldn’t believe it. The lake of sulfur, the McDonald's signs all around and the flaming pits of doom and worst Barny the purple dinosaur, dancing happily around singing songs.

Angel frowned, *Damn the bible was right. This IS torture and pain*

The End?

You have reached the end of "Hatten's little ficlet collection" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 27 Jan 10.

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