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This story is No. 3 in the series "Voyeurs, Destroyers and Predators". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: In Second Child, Xander referred to a List. Here it is.

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > ComedyMissE + 5 othersFR13133,17645163,92418 Jan 1022 Sep 11No

Lying to Andrew is Not Nice

... Especially about the Jedi

Disclaimer: Don't own or claim rights to Buffy the Vampire Slayer (or Star Wars, for that matter)


Faith looked around the room, stunned. Andrew had run himself ragged, and was now sitting in a corner, a gibbering idiot (she was going to burn that Word-a-Day calendar, and castrate Giles if he even thought about giving anyone another one) Buffy was dragging Dawn off by her ear, which was actually hilarious, in an ‘angry granny’ kind of way, and Willow and Xander were playing rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock (huh… list of shows that shouldn’t be converted to real life?) for some strange reason. Finally, Willow won the best of five, squeaked excitedly, and ran off. Faith turned to Xander. “Huh?”

“She won the right to update the list,” Xander shrugged.

Faith looked at the brunet blankly. “What was the problem, anyway? I came out after all the shit went down.”

Xander snicker. Then he chuckled. Pretty soon, he was on the floor, laughing hard. When he finally calmed down a little, he managed to get out the reason for the whole scene. “Sh-she told Andy that th-there’s a h-historical b-basis for the J-jedi m-m-myth,” he explained, before dissolving once more into gales of laughter.


A/N: Thanks to Manchester for a kick-start ;)

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You have reached the end of "List of Things Dawnie is Not Allowed to Do" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 22 Sep 11.

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