Rated: FR13Genre: BtVS/NCISCrossover
Disclaimer: I own nothing except a large stack of bills. Any similarities to any other story are purely coincidental. I blame too many late nights and too much sugar.
Ducky examined the girl’s body closely. To believe that a marine could do such a thing to such a beautiful young girl.
He picked up his scalpel and prepared to make the first incision.
“Don’t worry. Jethro will figure out who you are. So young! You can’t be more than twenty-seven.”
Ducky looked up, startled by the voice.
There, looking back at him, was the young girl he had been about to cut open.
“I’m Buffy. You look really familiar. Oh! I know you! You were in Giles’ picture of his boarding school class. You’re Ducky! You know, he said you were in the DC area, but I didn’t expect to run into you. So what are you doing here? Where is here anyway? Oh, I’m babbling, aren’t I?”
Ducky nodded dumbly.
“Giles said you talked a lot. So why aren’t you talking?”
Buffy looked at her surroundings.
“Oh…. I was dead, wasn’t I?”
Ducky nodded again.
“Sorry about that. You’re not the first person I’ve shocked by waking up like that. You get used to it after a while.”
She sat up, noticed her nudity and crossed her arms over her body.
“Say, you got any clothes around here?”
“Again with the nodding. I think I broke you.”
Ducky nodded yet again.
“Did my cell phone come with my body by any chance?”
Ducky nodded, caught himself and pointed at the cabinet across the room.
She looked at him expectantly. When he continued to stare at her, she rolled her eyes and hopped off the table. Crossing the room, she picked up white coat that was on the cabinet next to her phone.
“Enjoying the show?” She asked as she pulled the coat on.
With that, Ducky’s eyes rolled up in the back of his head as he collapsed to the floor.
Buffy heard the crash and turned around.
“Huh. You would think that one of Giles’ old friends could handle something like spontaneous resurrection.”
She tore the plastic bag, pulled out her phone and dialed a number.
“Giles, it’s me. I woke up in your friend’s morgue.”