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This story is No. 6 in the series "The Random Parody Lyrics Collection". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: A collection of Song Parodies saluting the Stargate universe...

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Stargate > Non-BtVS/AtS StoriesBarefootXOFR182540009621 Jun 1328 Oct 13No

Straight Through the Stargate

I don't own Stargate, any of the characters, or Straight Up the Middle. They belong to MGM and Ryan Malcolm (I think) respectively.

AN: I apologize in advance. I know I said I'd update Eliminating the Impossible today. Unfortunately I've been having trouble getting it down. I expect to have that chapter up next week. Have faith. In the mean time, I offer you this little gem to tide you over.

Jasper

Warning: Brief mention of suicidal thoughts. (O'Neill)

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Straight Through the Stargate

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I've been kicked out

My life in two suitcases

My colleagues all around

Displaying their mocking faces

This will be the last time



We’re comin’ at ya

Straight through the Stargate

Which you call the Chappa’ai

We’re gonna get ya, right through the Stargate

Snakeheads are gonna die

We’re comin’ at ya, straight through the Stargate

The Gods are gonna eat their lies



I stare at my gun

Memories flowing through my head

It took away my son

And now I wish I was dead

This will be the last time



We’re comin’ at ya

Straight through the Stargate

Which you call the Chappa’ai

We’re gonna get ya, right through the Stargate

Snakeheads are gonna die

We’re comin’ at ya, straight through the Stargate

The Gods are gonna eat their lies



I was left behind

Didn’t get on the first mission

But I’ve got a mind

And this won’t be tradition

This will be the last time



We’re comin’ at ya

Straight through the Stargate

Which you call the Chappa’ai

We’re gonna get ya, right through the Stargate

Snakeheads are gonna die

We’re comin’ at ya, straight through the Stargate

The Gods are gonna eat their lies



I stand by my god

My hope is nearly gone

But if I get the chance

I’ll say ‘Shal kek nem ron!’

This will be the last time



We’re comin’ at ya

Straight through the Stargate

We are called SG-1

We’re gonna get ya, right through the Stargate

Snakeheads are on the run

We’re comin’ at ya, straight through the Stargate

We hope you like O’Neill’s puns!



We’re comin’ at ya

Straight through the Stargate

Which you call the Chappa’ai

We’re gonna get ya, right through the Stargate

Snakeheads are gonna die

We’re comin’ at ya, straight through the Stargate

The Gods are gonna eat their lies



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See you next week.



Jasper
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