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Summary: A Drabble. Xander has a powerful magical heritage that he is only beginning to discover...

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The White What?

A Drabble

By P.H. Wise

Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns Buffy the Vampire Slayer and all of its characters. Frank Herbert’s estate owns Dune. I am neither Joss nor Frank Herbert’s estate. Please do not sue me.

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“What do you mean I’m part elf, vampire, werewolf, demon, God, angel, and Immortal?” Xander exclaimed.

His mother smiled. “You see, Xander, you’re actually a part of a Bene Gesserit breeding program designed to produce the Universe’s Super-Being. The Quizatz Haderach. You were supposed to be our god. Unfortunately, all of the various, conflicting magical heritages in your ancestry...”

“Yes?”

“...They cancel each other out, leaving you about as magically powerful as your average beetle.”

Xander glared.

“Actually,” she said, “I think a beetle might be more powerful. You’re more on par with a leaf, or a twig.”

Xander glared.


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This was the result of reading just one too many 'Super-Xander' stories. I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

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