Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy, the vampires or Clifford The Big Red dog.
The Big Red dog galloped through the park and came upon a blond teen with a wooden stake fighting some pale men with sharp looking teeth. She spun around and plunged the stake into the chest of one of the men and he became dust. Clifford cringed “That had to hurt.” he thought.
With another spin and kick the blond teen staked another of the men and kicked another one into a tree. He fell on a broken limb and turned to dust. The blond spun around looking for more pale men and found none. But she did spot Clifford, in all his red large bodied glory. He started backing up slowly. The blond also backed up slowly then fainted.
Clifford looked down at the girl and licked her. This brought her around. She looked up at the big red dog and instead of fainting screamed and ran off.
Clifford sighed and 'I wish people would quit doing that, oh well hope she enjoys the rest of the island'.